delilahlove
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.Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor Mr. Green peered over the fence. Interested in what the small girl was up to with the large pile of dirt and shovel, he asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied little Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
"The neighbor laughed at her and said condescendingly, "That's a pretty big grave for just one little goldfish, isn't it?"
Little Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat!"
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Attempting to teach his young son Michael the dangers of alcohol, the boy's father put a worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. He wanted to teach his son what damage Alcohol makes.
The worm in the water lived, but the poor worm in the whiskey curled up and died.
“Alright Michael,†asked the father, “what does this show you?â€Â
“Well dad," Michael replied, "it shows that if you drink alcohol you won’t have worms.â€Â
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Little Randall is away at school one day when the trash man accidently runs over the boy's cat and kills it. His mother is very upset and concerned about how he will take the news. Upon little Randall's arrival home, his mother explains the tragedy and tries to console the boy saying, "But don't worry, the cat is in heaven with God now."
The boy replied, "What's God gonna do with a dead cat?"
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The First graders had school pictures and their teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the class group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and you'll say, 'There's Jessica; she's a lawyer now,' or 'That's Josh, he's a doctor..'"
One of the first graders spoke up, "And there's teacher; she's dead."
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Enjoy! Delilah |
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